Funny Stuff - Nationality Funnies - Being South African ====================================================================== Top reasns for being South African + There is always someone with a bigger beergut than yours. + You can eat worms and half-dried raw meat without being called disgusting. + Nothing is your fault; you can blame it on the past. + Unrivalled job prospects for those unburdened with training, skills or experience. + Where else could a President wear his pyjama jacket to State functions and get away with it? + We are responsible for some of mankind's most important creations: the Kreepy Krawly ..... and ..... um ..... + You can experience lousy service in 11 languages. + You can enjoy oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches. + It's the only country in the world where people dance to show how angry they are. + Our police are first on the scene of any crime - without being called. + You needn't bother trying to keep up with the Joneses. They've emigrated. + You're considered clumsy if you can't drive, operate a cellphone and CD player, smoke a cigarette and drink a beer - all at the same time. + It beats being American (HA-HA). + You get to try all the epidemics first. + Can blame colonialism/oppresion for everything. + Don't need penis enlargements. + Can make new words by adding E. + Don't need to worry about paying rent. + Have excellent engineering skills to make spears, the wheel etc. + Will not be recognized in a line up. + Always have white teeth. + Words like 'Maybe', 'Actually', 'What-I-am-saying','As-a-matter-of-fact' 'Regime', can make you sound smarter than you really are. Navigation ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Prev page: 2 Italians (Axis-of-Evil.txt) Next page: Chasing Women (Chasing-Women.txt) Menu page: Nationality Funnies Sub - Menu (Mainmenu.txt) Home page: Back to Funny Stuff Central (../Mainmenu.txt) Last Modified ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sunday 26 October, 2003 @ 19:46:12:828 EST Metadata ---------------------------------------------------------------------- DC.Title: Funny Stuff - Nationality Funnies - Being South African DC.Creator: Starweb Document Generator V2.6 DC.Subject: Humour DC.Description: A collection of humour pages collected and submitted from the internet. DC.Publisher: Lukas Tan DC.Contributor: DC.Date: 2003-10-26 DC.Type: Nationality Funnies DC.Format: text/html DC.Identifier: C:\Documents and Settings\Lukas\My Documents\Homepage\Humour\Nationality\Being-South-African.txt DC.Source: Being-South-African.swx DC.Language: en DC.Relation: txt.swt DC.Coverage: Global DC.Rights: Under Australian law, copyright of this document falls with it's publisher (Lukas Tan). However, all humour content is considered to have open copyright.