Two Kiwi's are working up high on a Building site in Auckland. Phul (Phil) and Tum (Tim).

Anyway Phul turns to Tum and says "Cawww I've gotta take a puss, but theres no where to go, eh".

"Walk out to the ind of thit plank" replys Tum "I'll stand on this ind and balance ut"

"Are you sure Tum ?"

"Yis, no worries"

"100% ?"

"YIS !"

So out goes Phul to take a piss and the lunch siren sounds, Tum forgets what he's supposed to be doing and steps off the plank and Phul is a goner.....

.....Several months later

An Australian, a Frenchman and a bloke from IN ZID (New Zealand) are sitting in a Bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest.....

Wazza the aussie says "Mate I've been known to miss a piss up session down the Pub with me mates trying to crack on to sheila's !"

Pierre, the Frenchman says "No, No, No, Ve French chase ze women with much zest and give them gifts of love like french champagne to win their affection, it is us vor sure"

Meanwhile Muck (Mick the Kiwi) sits laughing and says "No, you blokes are both wrong, the other days I was walking past a Building site in Auckland following these 2 gorgeous looking Birds, and this bloke came plummetting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming "CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!"