Funny Stuff - Nationality Funnies - The Company
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	Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:


	29 have been accused of spousal abuse


	7 have been arrested for fraud


	19 have been accused of writing bad checks


	117 have bankrupted at least two businesses


	3 have been arrested for assault


	4 have been accused of being involved in murders


	71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit


	14 have been arrested on drug-related charges


	8 have been arrested for shoplifting


	21 are current defendants in lawsuits


	In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving


	Can you guess which organization this is?


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	Guessed yet?


	


	It's the 535 members of your SOUTH AFRICAN GOVERNMENT. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.


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