A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So he hired a famous Chinese Detective to watch and report any activities that might occur. A few days later he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE.

HE COME HOUSE

I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.

I FOLLOW

HE AND SHE GET ON TRAIN

I FOLLOW

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL

I CLIMB TREE-LOOK IN WINDOW

HE KISS SHE

SHE KISS HE

HE STRIP SHE

SHE STRIP HE

HE PLAY WITH SHE

SHE PLAY WITH HE

I PLAY WITH ME

FALL OUT OF TREE, NOT SEE

NO FEE.