Irish Medical Terms
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  • Rectum - Damn near killed 'em
  • Cauterize - Make eye contact with her
  • Barium - What you do after they die
  • Pelvis - A cousin of elvis
  • Urine - Opposite of your out
  • Morbid - A higher offer
  • Dilate - To live longer
  • Enema - Not a friend
  • Nitrates - Cheeper than day rates
  • Bacteria - Back door of a cafe
  • Caesarian Section - A neighbourhood in Rome
  • Siezure - A roman emporor
  • Artery - The study of paintings
  • Cat scan - Searching for lost kitty
  • Vein - Conceited
  • Medical Staff - A doctors cane
  • Tumor - An additional pair
  • Terminal ilness - Getting sick at the airport
  • Bowel - A-E-I-O-U
  • Vericose - Nearby
  • Iris - The cleaning lady
  • Colon - A punctuation mark
  • Navel - Ships and boats
  • Capillary - The young life of a butterfly
  • Humerous - Funny or amusing
  • Noble gas - Conversation at a royal dinner
  • Diaphragm - A technical drawing
Last modified: Saturday 24 July, 2004 @ 12:38:32:562 EST