You know you're South African when.....

• Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
• When illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
• The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported.
• When a murderer gets a 2 year sentence and a pirate TV viewer 6 months.
• The prisoners strike!
• You can't make a phone call because the copper cables have been stolen.
• The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled.