Have you ever wandered what the Kiwis are saying?

BETTING: "Betting Gloves" are worn by betsmen in crucket.

BRIST: Part of the human anatomy between the "nick" and the "billy"

BUGGER: As in "mine is bugger than yours".

CHULLY BUN: Also known as an Esky

DIMMER KRETZ: Those who believe in democracy.

ERROR BUCK: Language spoken in countries like "Surria", "E-Jupp" and "Libernon".

EKKA DYMOCKS: University staff

GUESS: Flammable vapour used in stoves.

SENDLES: Thongs, open shoes

COLOUR: Terminator , murderer.

CUSS: Kiss

DUCK HID: Term of abuse directed mainly at males.

PHAR LAP: NZ's famous horse which was actually christened "PHILLIP".

ERROR ROUTE: As in "Arnotts mulk error route buskets".

FITTER CHENEY: A type of long flat pasta not to be confused with "rugger tony"