Imagine telling people you lived in:

Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)

Muff (Ireland)

Bastard (Norway)

Twatt (Shetland, UK)

Twatt (Orkney, UK)

Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

Wankie (Zimbabwe)

Climax (Colorado, USA)

Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)

Shafter (California, USA)

Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)

Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

Donk (Belgium)

Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

Brown Willy (every schoolboy's favourite, Cornwall, UK)

Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

Stains (Near Paris, France)

Seymen (Turkey)

Turdo (Romania)

Fukum (Yemen)

Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

Fuku (Shensi, China)

Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)

Wanks River (Nicaragua)

Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

Wankener (India)

Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

Hold With Hope (Greenland)

Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

Tittybong (Australia)

Dikshit (India)

Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

Chinaman's Knob (Australia)

Wooden Knob (Australia)