Funny Stuff - Occupational Funnies - Farts that Reflect Traits

AMBITIOUS Always ready for a fart.
LAZY Just fizzles.
AMIABLE Likes to smell others farts.
SELFISH Only enjoys smelling his own farts.
CARELESS Farts in church.
SMART ALEC Farts when ladies are present.
CLEVER Farts and coughs at same time.
SCIENTIFIC Bottles his farts.
STINGY Belches instead of farting to save his asshole.
FOOLISH Farts and laughs.
SHY Blushes even when he farts silently.
CONCIETED Thinks he can fart loudest.
UNLUCKY Tries to fart and shits pants.
TIMID Jumps when he farts.
BEWILDERED Can't tell his own farts from others.
SLOVENLY Farts and fizzles, rots his pants.
NERVOUS Stops in middle of fart.
MISERABLE Can't fart.
CONFUSED Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go.
GROUCH Grumbles when ladies fart.
SNEAKY Farts and blames it on the dog.
DISAPPOINTED Their farts dont stink.
FRESH GUY Jumps in front of you and farts.
BIG BULLY Farts louder than everyone else.
DELUDED Enjoys all farts thinking they are his.
CUTE Discovers from farts what others have eaten.
WISE 2 Farts and say's "Who in hell shit ??".
DAMNED MEAN Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.
MUSICAL Tenor or bass / Clear as a bell / Smells like shit / Sounds like hell
HONEST Farts and blames in on the hostess.
LIVELY GUY Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously.