3 Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

He went into his father's business.

He lived at home until the age of 33.

He was sure that his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure that he was God.

3 Proofs that Jesus was Irish:

He never got married.

He never had a steady job.

His last request was for a drink.

3 Proofs that Jesus was Italian:

He talked with his hands.

He took wine with every meal.

He worked in the building trade.

3 Proofs that Jesus was Black:

He called everybody brother.

He had no permanent address.

Nobody would hire him.

3 More proofs that Jesus was Black:

He listened to gospel

He called everybody brother

He couldn't get a fair trial

3 Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:

His first name was Jesus.

He was always in trouble with the law.

His mother did not know who his real father was.

3 Proofs that Jesus was Californian:

He never cut his hair.

He walked around barefoot.

He invented a new religion.

3 Proofs that Jesus was Japanese:

He always entertained in restaurants, never at home.

He had a special relationship with a professional whore.

He got a lot of unacknowledged help from his deshi.