Funny Stuff - Sex Funnies - Morris and Sadie
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	Morris moves into a nursing home.  As he looks over the list of citizens living there, he realises there are three times as many women as men.  He decided  this is a good tome to make some money, so he posts a sign on his door "Sex for Sale".


	The first night he has a knock on the door.


	Sadie says: "What does your sign mean?"


	Morris replies: "I'm selling sex."


	"Well," say Sadie, "How much?"


	Morris thinks slowly and replies, "I hadn't thought much about prices, but I suppose it will be $5 on the floor, $10 on the chair, $15 standing up, and $20 on the bed.


	Morris is quite pleased when he sees Sadie reach in her purse and pull out a $20 bill.


	"Oh, you want it on the bed?"


	"No," says Sadie, "I'll have four on the floor thanks"!


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