Funny Stuff - Sex Funnies - Pickup Lines Translated
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+ Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
+ I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
+ I need you = My hand is tired.
+ I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised.
+ I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
+ You're the only man/woman I've ever cared about = You are the only man/woman who hasn't rejected me.
+ I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.
+ It's just orange juice, try it. = 3 more shots, and he'll have her legs around my head.
+ He's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with him till I am blue.
+ I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.
+ I miss you so much = I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
+ Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
+ How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?
+ I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?
+ Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.
+ Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
+ How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you.
+ I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
+ I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
+ I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.
+ I've learned a lot from you. = Next!!!!


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DC.Title: Funny Stuff - Sex Funnies - Pickup Lines Translated
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