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- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- Corduroy pillows:They're making headlines!
- For Sale: Parachute.Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
- Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged With Battery.
- I poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone.
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- How do you tell if you've run out of invisible ink?
- Join the Army,meet interesting people, kill them.
- Laughing Stock:cattle with a sense of humor.
- Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
- Wear short sleeves!Support your right to bear arms.
- Boycott Shampoo. Demand real Poo!
- OK. So what's the speed of dark?
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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