T Shirt Slogans
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  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  • I hate everybody, and you're next.
  • And your point is.....
  • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  • Remember my name-you'll be screaming it later.
  • You KNOW you want me.
  • Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...
  • Of course I don't look busy...
  • I did it right the first time.
  • I'm multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
  • Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
  • You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  • All stressed out and no one to choke.
  • How can I miss you if you won't go away?
  • If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
  • Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear

Last modified: Saturday 24 July, 2004 @ 12:38:33:390 EST