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- Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
- Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and she'll last for many years.
- If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air always!
- Treat him like a flower... grab him by the stalk when he's acting like a "weed".
- A honeymoon should be like a table...Four bare legs and no drawers.
- The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
- Advice to submariners - if torpedo overheats, load tube, go deep and eject.
- She offered her honor,He honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
- Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
- Dear {bride}, Isn't it funny how history repeats itself? {Age of bride} years ago your mum and dad were putting you to bed with a dummy - and now it's happening all over again!
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