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- Life is short - Don't be a dick
- Mean people suck!
- Starlight Starbright, where the hell is Mr Right
- To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
- I majored in Liberal Arts Would you like fries with that
- I majored in Philosophy Would you like fries with that
- I want my man to have a VCR: Very Cute Rear
- I have PMS and a gun, Did you have something to say?
- I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong
- You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me
- It's Miss Bitch to you
- I am so good in bed that when I have sex even the neighbours need a cigarette
- I'm immature, unorganised, irresponsible, lazy, and LOUD but I'm FUN
- Give me a quarter or I'll touch you!
- I am so broke, I can't even pay attention
- I am not a BITCH, I am the BITCH
- I was put on this planet to make your life miserable
- I'm in touch with my inner bitch
- What's wrong?I do what the voices in my head tell me
- Looking for Mr Right, Mr Wonderful and Mr Coffee!
- In God we trust - All others we monitor
- That dress just screams "Crack Whore"
- Half of the people in the world don't have the sense God gave a rock. The other half do
- The nuns made me dress this way
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