Funny Stuff - Snippets - Sayings for the New Millennium
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+ Anywhere you hang your @ is home.
+ The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.
+ A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
+ You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
+ Great groups from little icons grow.
+ Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
+ C: is the root of all directories.
+ Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
+ Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
+ The modem is the message.
+ Too many clicks spoil the browse.
+ The geek shall inherit the earth.
+ A chat has nine lives.
+ Don't byte off more than you can view.
+ Fax is stranger than fiction.
+ What boots up must come down.
+ Windows will never cease.
+ In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).
+ Virtual reality is its own reward.
+ Modulation in all things.
+ A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
+ There's no place like http://www.home.com
+ Know what to expect before you connect.
+ Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
+ Speed thrills.
+ Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use The Net and he won't bother you for weeks.


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DC.Title: Funny Stuff - Snippets - Sayings for the New Millennium
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DC.Description: A collection of humour pages collected and submitted from the internet.
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