Slogans for Losers

• Don’t talk to me, you’ll only regret it.
• I don’t mean to be rude, but I’m having a bad life.
• I may look like a fool but I dance like a blender.
• I write bad poetry about chickens.
• I decided not to reproduce, for humanitarian reasons.
• My friends helped me have a near death experience.
• I model my life on Barry Manilow songs.
• In the march of mankind, I’m gum on the pavement.
• I am, therefore I’m not sure.
• There are no answers ..... at least none I can understand.
• There has to be a problem for every solution.
• I am ‘conception - worst case scenario’.
• If your knocked down, stay there.