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  1. What is the speed of dark?
  2. When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
  3. How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
  4. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
  5. What's another word for synonym?
  6. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  7. Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
  8. Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
  9. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  10. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
  11. Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
  12. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  13. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
  14. It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
  15. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  16. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  17. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  18. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  19. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  20. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
  21. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
  22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  23. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
  24. Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
  25. Why is the braille on the keys of those drive through ATMs?

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