Funny Stuff - Solutions - Things Not to Say to a Police Officer
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+ I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
+ Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
+ Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
+ Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
+ Are You Andy or Barney?
+ I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
+ You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
+ I pay your salary!
+ Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
+ Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
+ I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
+ When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
+ "Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God"
+ When the officer begins his spiel, turn the volume up and claim that you love the song on the radio.


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