Confucius very wise man. He say.....

• "Man who run in front of car get tired"
• "Man who run behind car get exhausted"
• "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly"
• "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
• "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ"
• "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
• "Man with one chopstick go hungry,"
• "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails,"
• "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money,"
• "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
• "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it,"
• "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
• "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
• "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
• "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
• "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
• "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
• "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
• "Man who sit on tack get point!"
• "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
• "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
• "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
• "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
• "Man with violin under pillow usually has fiddle under blankets"
• "Man who goes to sleep with itchy ass wakes up with stinky fingers"