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- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.....
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
- Why do banks charge you an "insufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
- Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?
- Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
- Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?". She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
- Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- How do blind people know when they are done "wiping?"
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