Problems with life in a cube farm

• Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in a @#$%? box all day!
• Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
• Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
• That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
• Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
• My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
• 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
• Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
• Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.