Rangi: "Ey, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."

The Boss: "You know Rangi I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Rangi calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."