The top 10 things to say when caught sleeping at your desk.

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
7. "Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
8. "The coffee machine is broken."
9. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
10. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."