Funny Stuff - Work Funnies - Sleeping at Your Desk
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The top 10 things to say when caught sleeping at your desk.

# "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
# "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
# "Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
# "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
# "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
# "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
# "Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
# "The coffee machine is broken."
# "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
# ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."


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