Things you wish you could say.....

• I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
• I have plenty of talent and vision.I just don't give a fuck.
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
• How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
• It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• Ahhh ... I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again ...
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
• I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
• Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist